This was something that happened to day at work. I'm a lifegaurd and I was teaching a kid to swim when a kid came up to me and asked if I was a vampire cause I had really pale skin and red lips. When I'm in water my lips get red and my hair gets dark and my suit was blue which went black when wet so my skin just looked pure white compared to the tanny kids. Even thought my refection was in the water and it was daytime and I had no fangs, I was told not to correct children and let them figure thigns out when they get old enough. I'm not sure if this was one of thoes things you don't correct but either way I said yes and she went off playing.
hehe one time i was reading a magizine outside, and listening to music, and these kids come up to me and ask "what are you doing?" and i said "im making a pizza." and they are all..." Oh wow a pizza " *slap head* god... kids these days need to learn sarcasum dont they go to school?!
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Here I am, back from space! Now, where are the ghosts?
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I MAY HAVE ALZHEIMERS
but at least I don't have alzheimers.
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Pardon me, but does this rag smell like Chloroform to you?
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